Back at last!!!!

So finally on Tues. the 11th of October, 9 days over due I made my way to the hospital to tell them to get this thing out of me!!! We reached the hospital to find it rather busy I guess I wasn't the only woman who wasn't willing to deliver before getting to eat her Thanks Giving dinner. The sent me home dilated 3 cm and said 'see you later today maybe in an hour or 2'
I figured fine with me I 'll go get pancakes at Doxie's Grill!!!! Just so you all know I had now been in labor for at least 2 days, that's pre-labor included which started Sun. I woke up Mon. 4am to discover that contractions don't hurt too much whats all the fuss about I can walk and talk...do a little dance. Then Tues hit ouch seriously OUCH!!! And they still sent me home yes they sent me home, Maybe the pancakes would help? We arrived at Doxie's contractions 8 to 10 nmins apart Ouch just give me the pancakes Laurie(owners name). Sorry no pancakes She almost seemed scared to tell me, I had to wait until my pain had passed to tell her French toast would be great. Scott, my Mom, and Dad all watched as I sucked back What was to be my last meal for a while ScREW CHEWING... Breath!!! Breath!! Shovel more food in.
Then Scott and my mom took me home to wait for the contractions to get so bad you can't talk or breath through them. I also didn't want to get to the hospital and have them send me home again. Got home rithed in pain on the couch fo a while( I didn't want to get back in the car so I was trying to hold out as long as was possible) Car contractions suck the most. Get to the hospital and Scott brought in all the luggage so they couldn't send us home. And they didn't!! On Oct. 12th 2:16 am we had a baby, I blocked out 9 months of my life and found the cutest baby ever in my arms.

Scott was so excited!!!! He made it through the entire labor like a true pro.
Go Body!!!
Kacey Alexander was her name-o

Yeah, okay so I got Blammed! Happy now?

BLAMMED
Yeah it finally happened I got Blammed. For anyone that is unaware of this term, it's when your BLOG sight gets SPAMMED.
But I got away lucky. My mother got blammed about getting a penis implant. Actually I am a little insulted how come I got boring o'l "want to make money at home?" And she gets penis advice. I am confused as to why I am angry, maybe it's the hormones? I don't know, I don't even want a penis. It would have been nice to have been asked at least.

THE BODY AND PONIN

A VERY GOOD LOOKING COUPLE


Still no baby, going on 2 days overdue!!
GET OUT! GET OUT!! GET OUT!!!
IT HAS GIVEN US TIME TO THINK ON WHO THE BABY WILL LOOK LIKE THE BODY OR PONIN. AFTER MUCH DISCUSSION WE FIGURE IT WILL BE A GOOD MIX OF BOTH PARENTS.
AND SHOULD LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
AND WE SHALL CALL IT ...

PRETTY BABY

OH YEAH, OKAY SO I WAS WATCHING A PROGRAM ON THE T.V AND THEY SAY THAT IF YOU FLOSS YOUR TEETH AND THEN SMELL THE FLOSS...GET THIS... THAT THE SMELL THAT YOU ARE SMELLING IS WHAT YOUR BREATHING ON TO OTHER PEOPLE. SO KEEP YOU UPDATED AS TO HOW GROSS I TRULY AM!! I CAN SHARE RIGHT NOW, THAT I AM ALREADY PRETTY GROSS.

MOUTHWASH IS YOUR FRIEND...DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE CLEAN STING.

Still with child!!!

I am now officially 1 day overdue!!! I can no longer explain how much I want this baby out. I have taken to grunts and guttural noises not even 'The Body' understands what I am saying anymore. According to the Doctor walking and intercourse are proven to get this baby out. So I guess being overdue isn't all bad. Oh she mentioned Perogies and Speed bumps( not proven scientifically ) Who doesn't want to eat perogies while driving over speed bumps? How do you spell perogies? I just eat them.
Oh also I have been living off of Brownies and Dilly Bars for the past 3 days. I plan on introducing vegetables and fruit back in to my diet real soon, right after my next brownie. I don't want to shock my system.
Gotta go I just read Wojciks Blog...He is about to subject himself to the movie'Cursed' I have to at least try and warn him. Maybe I won't be to late...